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Elf Jokes 🧝 in 2024

What do elves play during the summer?
– Little League baseball.

5What is Santa Claus’ tax status?
– Elf employed.

What do elves use to walk when they hurt their legs?
– Candy canes.

What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
– Elf-portraits!

What do you call an elf walking backwards?
– A Fle.

What did the elf say when he came across another elf while on vacation?
– Small world, isn’t it?

What do vegetarian elves eat?
– Elfalfa.

What is an elf’s favorite type of cookie?
– Shortbread.

What do you call an elf who’s won the lottery?
– Welfy.

What was the elf’s favorite sport?
– Miniature golf.

What’s did the North Pole school teacher call Santa’s helpers?
– Subordinate clauses. (FYI: a subordinate clause is a group of words that has both a subject and a verb, but cannot stand alone as a sentence.)

What do you do if you can’t hire a professional?
– Do it your elf.

Why was Santa’s helper sad?
– He had low elf-esteem!

Why do elves make good listeners?
– Because they’re all ears.

What was the elf’s summer job?
– Short order cook.

What are elves’ favorite types of photos?
– Elfies.

What do you call an elf who wins the lottery?
– Welfy.

What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
– Kitchen U-tinsels!

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