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Elf Jokes 🧝 in 2025

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
– So he could sleep like a log.

What do you call an elf who won’t share?
– Elfish.

What do you call an elf who tells jokes?
– A real Christmas card.

How did Santa’s helper boost his low elf-esteem?
– He read an elf-help book!

What kind of money is used by elves?
– Jingle bills.

What was the elf’s reply to the person who said they had Grandma for Christmas dinner?
– Yuk – We had turkey.

What is Santa’s helpers’ favorite song?
– “Have Your Elf a Merry Little Christmas.”

What do you call an elf who’s great in the kitchen?
– A short-order cook.

What does Santa do with overweight elves?
– He sends them to the elf farm.

What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
– Shortbread.

If baseball players get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
– Mistle-toes.

What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
– Elftershave.

What do elves get instead of athlete’s foot?
– Mistle toe

What’s an elf’s favorite type of bread?
– Shortbread.

Why do elves like Dolls?
– They can share the clothes.

What make of cars do elves drive?
– Toy-otas.

Where do elves go dancing?
– Christmas balls.

What kind of photos do elves love to take?
– Elf-ies!

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