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Elevator jokes in 2025

Why did the man take the elevator instead of the stairs? He didn’t want to ruin his shoes.

Why did the businessman take the elevator instead of the stairs? He didn’t want to take any unnecessary steps.

How do you know when an elevator is feeling sick? It has a faulty motion sensor.

Why did the chicken take the elevator instead of the stairs? It was too much of a chickening out.

Why don’t vampires use elevators? They prefer to take the coffin stairs.

How do you know when an elevator is haunted by a ghost? It keeps stopping on every floor for no reason.

What do you call an elevator that’s always empty? A lift with no takers.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the elevator? She wanted to reach the top floor.

What do you call an elevator that only goes up? An up-lift.

Why did the man take the elevator instead of the stairs? He wanted to impress his boss.

How do you know when an elevator is haunted? It always goes up and down on its own.

How do you know when an elevator is feeling angry? It has the doors slamming shut.

What’s the worst thing about sharing an elevator with someone who’s had garlic for lunch? You can’t escape the bad breath.

Why did the woman take the elevator instead of the stairs? She wanted to save her feet for dancing.

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