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Elevator jokes in 2024

Why did the woman take the elevator instead of the stairs? She wanted to save her energy for her presentation.

What’s the worst thing about getting stuck in an elevator? Being trapped with your own thoughts.

What do you call an elevator that’s always broken? A lift with a permanent vacation.

Why did the businessman take the elevator instead of the stairs? He wanted to get to the top of his game.

Why did the man take the elevator instead of the stairs? He wanted to impress his date.

Why did the elevator break down when the bodybuilder stepped in? It couldn’t handle the weight.

Why did the man take the elevator instead of the escalator? He didn’t want to step up his game.

How do you know when an elevator is feeling happy? It plays cheerful music.

Why did the man take the elevator to the gym? He wanted to work on his elevator pitch.

Why did the woman take the elevator instead of the stairs? She wanted to save her energy for shopping.

What do you call an elevator that’s always busy? A lift that never sleeps.

What’s the worst thing about getting stuck in an elevator with a loud snorer? The noise pollution.

What do you call an elevator that doesn’t stop on every floor? A selective service.

What do you call an elevator that’s always moving? A lift in motion.

Why did the elevator door close on the mime? It didn’t hear his plea for help.

How do you know when an elevator is feeling bored? It has the doors opening and closing repeatedly.

Why don’t elevators like jokes? They’re too up-tight.

Why did the woman take the elevator instead of the stairs? She didn’t want to mess up her makeup.

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