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Elevator jokes in 2025

Why did the woman refuse to take the elevator with her boss? She didn’t want to be taken down a peg

What’s the worst thing about getting stuck in an elevator with a crying baby? The noise pollution.

Why did the comedian take the elevator to his show? He wanted to get a good elevator pitch.

Why did the man take the elevator instead of the stairs? He wanted to avoid the leg day.

Why did the man refuse to take the elevator with his ex-wife? He didn’t want to go down memory lane.

How do you know when an elevator is feeling lazy? It takes a long time to close the doors.

Why don’t ghosts use elevators? They prefer to take the boo-stairs.

How do you know when an elevator is feeling sad? It has the down button depressed.

Why did the woman take the elevator instead of the stairs? She wanted to save her energy for her presentation.

What’s the worst thing about getting stuck in an elevator? Being trapped with your own thoughts.

What do you call an elevator that’s always broken? A lift with a permanent vacation.

Why did the businessman take the elevator instead of the stairs? He wanted to get to the top of his game.

Why did the man take the elevator instead of the stairs? He wanted to impress his date.

Why did the elevator break down when the bodybuilder stepped in? It couldn’t handle the weight.

Why did the man take the elevator instead of the escalator? He didn’t want to step up his game.

How do you know when an elevator is feeling happy? It plays cheerful music.

Why did the man take the elevator to the gym? He wanted to work on his elevator pitch.

Why did the woman take the elevator instead of the stairs? She wanted to save her energy for shopping.

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