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Elephant Jokes 🐘 in 2025

What do you call an elephant that can fly?
-A propellephant!

What’s big and grey with horns?
– An elephant marching band!

How do you get an elephant out of the water?
-Wet.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
-So they can hide on cherry trees.

How do you stop an elephant from smelling?
-Tie a knot in his trunk.

What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
-Optimistic!

What did the elephant say to her son when he misbehaved?
-Tusk tusk!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
-You take away their credit card!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
-To stomp out forest fires.

How do you get two elephants out of the water?
-One by one.

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