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Elephant Jokes 🐘 in 2025

hy do elephants have large feet?
-To stomp out flaming ducks!

What did the elephant say when he saw a dead ant on the road?
-Deadant, Deadant, Deadant! (sung to Pink Panther tune).

Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
-Because they only had one pair of trunks!

How is an elephant like an apricot?
-They are both gray. Well, except the apricot.

How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?
-There is a dent in the cross-bar.

Why did the elephant leave the circus?
-He was tired of working for peanuts!

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
– “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”

What’s green, wrinkly and has a long nose?
-An elephant. I lied about the green part.

How do elephants talk to each other?
-On the ele-phone!

Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
-Because it is afraid of the mouse!

What did the elephant say when he saw a live ant on the road?
– He stomped on it and then said ‘Deadant, Deadant, Deadant!’.

How do you get an elephant out of the water?
-Wet.

How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
-Open door; Remove elephant; Insert giraffe; Close door.

How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?
-Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.

How do you raise a baby elephant?
-With a forklift!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
-Great big holes all over Australia.

What do you call an elephant that never takes a shower?
-A smellyphant!

There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
– It wasn’t raining..

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