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Elephant Jokes 🐘 in 2025

What do you call en elephant with an extra long nose?
-Smellephant.

How do you eat an elephant?
-One bite at a time

How can you tell if there’s an elephant on your back during an hurricane?
-You can hear his ears flapping in the wind.

Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
-In his trunk!

Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
-Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches?
-So they can jump out and stomp on people.

How do you get an elephant up a tree?
-To stomp out forest fires.

What do you call elephants who ride on trains?
– Passengers.

What’s red and white on the outside and gray and white on the inside?
Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup..

A skeleton decided not to go to his school dance
-He didn’t go since he had nobody to go with.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
-Because it was dead.

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?
-Stuck!

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
-An irrelephant!

How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
– Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Why do elephants stomp on people?
-That is how they play squash.

Why do elephants have large feet?
-To stomp out flaming ducks!

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
– A sheep.

Why are elephants wrinkled?
– Have you ever tried to iron one?

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