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Elephant Jokes 🐘 in 2025

What do you call elephants who ride on trains?
– Passengers.

What’s red and white on the outside and gray and white on the inside?
Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup..

A skeleton decided not to go to his school dance
-He didn’t go since he had nobody to go with.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
-Because it was dead.

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?
-Stuck!

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
-An irrelephant!

How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
– Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Why do elephants stomp on people?
-That is how they play squash.

Why do elephants have large feet?
-To stomp out flaming ducks!

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
– A sheep.

Why are elephants wrinkled?
– Have you ever tried to iron one?

What game should you never play with an elephant?
-Squash!

What do you call an unimportant elephant?
-Irrelephant.

Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
-It was stapled to the first elephant.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?
-Because they can’t fit in the house!

Why do elephants never forget?
-Because nobody ever tells them anything!

I find it wild that people would use cleaning products on their skeletons.
-But to bleach their bone, I guess.

How do you get two elephants in a pickup truck?
– One in the cab, one in the back.

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