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Elephant Jokes 🐘 in 2025

What was the elephant doing on the freeway?
-About 5 mph

What’s the difference between a dozen eggs and an elephant?
-If you don’t know, I’m sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs!

How do you make an elephant float?
-Well, you take 10 elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons
tons of bananas,…..

What did the elephant do to unwind after work?
– He watched ele-vision!

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
– “Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!”

If you took away an elephants trunk how would it smell?
-Trunk or no trunk it would still smell pretty bad!

Which animals were last to leave Noah’s ark?
– The elephants, because they had to pack their trunks!

Why do elephants need trunks?
– Because they don’t have glove compartments.

How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
– Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him ‘lunch’.

What is large, grey, and wears glass slippers?
-Cinderelephant.

What is big, green, hangs in a tree and has a trunk?
– An unripe elephant.

Where are elephants found?
– Elephants are so big they are hardly ever lost.

What do elephants and trees have in common?
– They both have big trunks!

What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
-An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
– So they can hide in a strawberry patch.

What do you get when an elephant skydives?
-A big hole!

: Why don’t more elephants go to college?
-Not too many elephants finish high school. 🙁

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
-You suck.

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