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Elephant Jokes 🐘 in 2025

How do you stop an elephant from smelling?
-Tie a knot in his trunk.

What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
-Optimistic!

What did the elephant say to her son when he misbehaved?
-Tusk tusk!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
-You take away their credit card!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
-To stomp out forest fires.

How do you get two elephants out of the water?
-One by one.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?
– Swimming Trunks!

What’s the same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing?
-An elephant’s shadow.

How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?
-It’s bike is outside.

Why are elephants bad dancers?
-Because they have two left feet!

What do you call an elephant that has read all these hilarious elephant jokes and puns here?
– An elaughant.

How can you tell that elephants always ready for an adventure?
-They’ve always got their trunks ready to go

hy do elephants have large feet?
-To stomp out flaming ducks!

What did the elephant say when he saw a dead ant on the road?
-Deadant, Deadant, Deadant! (sung to Pink Panther tune).

Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
-Because they only had one pair of trunks!

How is an elephant like an apricot?
-They are both gray. Well, except the apricot.

How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?
-There is a dent in the cross-bar.

Why did the elephant leave the circus?
-He was tired of working for peanuts!

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