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Elephant Jokes 🐘 in 2025

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
– A sheep.

Why are elephants wrinkled?
– Have you ever tried to iron one?

What game should you never play with an elephant?
-Squash!

What do you call an unimportant elephant?
-Irrelephant.

Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
-It was stapled to the first elephant.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?
-Because they can’t fit in the house!

Why do elephants never forget?
-Because nobody ever tells them anything!

I find it wild that people would use cleaning products on their skeletons.
-But to bleach their bone, I guess.

How do you get two elephants in a pickup truck?
– One in the cab, one in the back.

How is an elephant like a tree?
-They are both gray. Well, except the tree.

Where do baby elephants come from?
-BIG storks.

Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
-Because of all the cheetahs!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
-Because their trunks kept falling down!

What do you call an elephant that never showers?
-A smellyphant!

Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
-Peer pressure.

What’s the difference between a mouse and an elephant?
-About a ton!

What is the biggest type of ant?
-An eleph-ant!

What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
-A big hole.

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