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Electrician jokes ⚡ in 2025

Do you know what electricians talk about?
– Current Events.

How do you know an electrician loves his job?
– You could occasionally see sparks flying.

Do you know why the light bulb failed his math quiz?
– He just wasn’t that bright.

What do an electrician and a mortician have in common?
– They’re both shocked when they touch a live one.

Why are electricians terrible sailors?
– They are always running aground.

Why did Ryan fall in love with a female electrician?
– Well, he wanted to take her ohm as she was kind of a live wire.

Why did Mr Ohm think Mrs Ohm was only made for him?
– Because he could not resistor.

Why are the electricians always up to date?

– Because they are “current specialists”.

how did the arguement between the electricians come to an end?
– they found common ground

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– One. He’s an electrician.

Why did the electrician get killed in a debate?
– They say he used conductive reasoning.

Why do electricians tend to fall in love with proficient train drivers?
– Because they make good conductors.

Why should electrical engineers never be surgeons?
– Because they tend to shut down faulty systems and then start them again.

Why was the electrician arrested?
– Because he was charged with battery.

What do electricians call a power outage?

A current event

An older electrician was dying. Just before he slipped away, he told his nephew, an electrical apprentice.

– “Remember, with great power comes great current squared times resistance.”

What’s another name for an electrical apprentice?

– A shock absorber

What happens when you bury a light bulb in the garden?
– It grows up to be a power plant.

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