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Electrician jokes ⚡ in 2025

Chief electrical engineer: “You told me you’d have this job finished in 3 days.”

– Engineer: “I didn’t say it would be 3 consecutive days.”

How do you know how if an electrician is working with AC or DC power?
– If it’s AC, his teeth chatter when he grabs the conductors. If it’s DC, they just clamp together.

Do you know what the bulb said to the generator?
– You are the reason I spark up every day.

Which is an electrician favorite band ?
– AC/DC

What do you say when you break up with an electrician?
Watt is love?

– Baby don’t hertz me.

– Don’t hertz me.

– N-ohm-ore.

– N-ohm-ore.

What does one electrician say to another when they run into each other out in public?

– Watt’s up!!

An electrician got home at 4am. His wife asks him, “Wire you insulate?”

– He replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?”

I fell in love with an electrician
– I couldn’t resist her

What did the electrician say to reassure his apprentice?
– You conduit!

The electrician is married to his job
– He loves it so much, that you could say between them, sparks fly

Do you know what electricians talk about?
– Current Events.

How do you know an electrician loves his job?
– You could occasionally see sparks flying.

Do you know why the light bulb failed his math quiz?
– He just wasn’t that bright.

What do an electrician and a mortician have in common?
– They’re both shocked when they touch a live one.

Why are electricians terrible sailors?
– They are always running aground.

Why did Ryan fall in love with a female electrician?
– Well, he wanted to take her ohm as she was kind of a live wire.

Why did Mr Ohm think Mrs Ohm was only made for him?
– Because he could not resistor.

Why are the electricians always up to date?

– Because they are “current specialists”.

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