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Electrician jokes ⚡ in 2025

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– One. He’s an electrician.

Why did the electrician get killed in a debate?
– They say he used conductive reasoning.

Why do electricians tend to fall in love with proficient train drivers?
– Because they make good conductors.

Why should electrical engineers never be surgeons?
– Because they tend to shut down faulty systems and then start them again.

Why was the electrician arrested?
– Because he was charged with battery.

What do electricians call a power outage?

A current event

An older electrician was dying. Just before he slipped away, he told his nephew, an electrical apprentice.

– “Remember, with great power comes great current squared times resistance.”

What’s another name for an electrical apprentice?

– A shock absorber

What happens when you bury a light bulb in the garden?
– It grows up to be a power plant.

How do you make an electrician sad
– You kill his daughter.

His first Christmas, the engineer gave his mother-in-law an electric toothbrush.
– The next Christmas, he gave her an electric blanket.
– On the third, he gave her an electric carving knife.
– Yep, he’s working his way up to the electric chair.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

– One, just hold the bulb up and the whole world revolves around him.

What do you tell a friend who you just found out was harassing electricity?
– You tell him not to abuse power.

I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house
– He refused

My dad got fired recently for being such an irritated electrician
– He never conducted himself positively at work

These electrician jokes are lame.
– Don’t you have some more current ones?

An electrician finished repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney’s home and handed him the bill.

– ”Four hundred dollars! For one hour of work?” shouts the attorney. ”That’s crazy! I’m an attorney and even I don’t charge that much.”

– The electrician replies, ”Funny, when I was an attorney I didn’t either!”

What’s an electrician’s favourite fruit?
– Currants!

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