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Electrician jokes ⚡ in 2025

What do you call an electrician who tries to work as a carpenter?

– A bad electrician

After spending hours trying to fix the light switch, the electrician was frustrated and gave up.
– Before leaving, he took a big marker and wrote off at the top of the switch and on at the bottom.

Do you know why the lights went out?
– It’s pretty obvious, they really liked each other.

The lights in my house just went out, so I have to call an electrician….
– I am unable to deal with the current situation..

I saw an electrician accidentally electrocuting himself today; you might say he was…
– killed.

What do you do when you find out the electrician you hired is unlicensed?
– Nothing. Because you are shocked.

A lady called an electrician to repair her doorbell. He didn’t show up for 4 days. The lady called back.

– The electrician replied, “Lady, I’ve been coming out there for 4 days. I press the bell and nobody comes.”

How would you differentiate between an electrical engineer and an electrician?
– They should be made to pronounce the word ‘unionized’.

My grandfather was an electrician during WWII.
– His uniform had a helmet with two thunderbolts on itv

An electrician was working at an apartment when he got electrocuted.
– He died before he even knew watts up.

Do you know how parents of electricians punish them?
– By grounding them.

How did the baker punish the son of the electrician?
– He beat him with a breadboard!

What did the national transistor party do after suffering weak gain at the poles?
– They just shifted their focus to base and started to energize it.

Why did the optimistic electrician lose his job?
– He kept on turning negatives into positives.

Why did they arrest the electrician?
– He was accused of a battery charge.

Why do electricians make really bad sailors?
– Because they always want to be grounded.

hat was the electrician/ detective’s name?

– Sherlock Ohms

What’s the favorite pokemon of electricians?
– Electrode.

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