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Electrician jokes ⚡ in 2025

What kind of dreams do hydro electricians have?
– Wet dreams.

– Shocking, isn’t it?

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What’s the difference between God and an electrician?

– God doesn’t think he’s an electrician.

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For a family photo, the electrican pulled on his favorite shirt.
– It said, “I’m an electrician.
– To save time, let’s just assume I am never wrong.”

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Where did the light bulbs go out to do their Christmas shopping?
– They were at the outlet stores.

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I didn’t realise how difficult it was being an electrician until I tried it myself
– I was shocked

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What did the electrician say when he electrocuted himself?
– That Hertz!

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Did you hear about the electrician who wore two jackets when painting the house?

– The instructions said, “For best results, put on two coats.”

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Where do electricians get their supplies?

– The Ohm Depot

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What do you gift your best electrical engineer on his birthday?
– Shorts!

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I fell in love with a female electrician
– She was a real live wire and i took her ohm with me

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Today I found out that the electrician didn’t connect the protective grounding system at my home.
– I was shocked.

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What does an electrician usually have for breakfast?
– Ohmlettes.

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Do you know the difference between electricity and lightning?
– You pay for one but the other one kills you free of cost!

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Do you know what happens to electrons when they are exhausted from all their energy?
– They get very Bohr’d.

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Why do electricians periodically call their parents just to bad mouth them?
– So they stay grounded.

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Could you guess what an electrician’s favorite city is?
– Washington DC.

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Do you know why electricians are always up to date?
– Because they are current specialists.

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The wife asked her husband “What are you reading darling?”

– It’s a quote from the electrician, he said $300 should cover the cost of him coming to laugh at us.

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