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Electrician jokes ⚡ in 2025

What does an electrician usually have for breakfast?
– Ohmlettes.

Do you know the difference between electricity and lightning?
– You pay for one but the other one kills you free of cost!

Do you know what happens to electrons when they are exhausted from all their energy?
– They get very Bohr’d.

Why do electricians periodically call their parents just to bad mouth them?
– So they stay grounded.

Could you guess what an electrician’s favorite city is?
– Washington DC.

Do you know why electricians are always up to date?
– Because they are current specialists.

The wife asked her husband “What are you reading darling?”

– It’s a quote from the electrician, he said $300 should cover the cost of him coming to laugh at us.

How does one electrician greet another?
– They say, “Watts up!”

How to tell apart a good electrician from a bad one
– One is 16 feet above and one is 6 feet below ground

What made the electron nauseous?
– Well, he has been spinning.

2 electricians got into an argument..
It went on for 5 days.. they just couldn’t find any common ground.

– Shocking.

How does electrician turn down services
– He refuses it.

A journeyman asked an apprentice to name two types of transformers.

– Decepticons and Autobots

Whenever my dad goes out in public, he advertises his services by wearing a shirt that says
– “Call me an electrician, and I’ll repair what your husband fixed.”

How did Mr Power react after flinging off the disgusting electric charge he had on him?
– He was ex-static!

What are the electrician’s last words?
– …this power cable has no power

Chief electrical engineer: “You told me you’d have this job finished in 3 days.”

– Engineer: “I didn’t say it would be 3 consecutive days.”

How do you know how if an electrician is working with AC or DC power?
– If it’s AC, his teeth chatter when he grabs the conductors. If it’s DC, they just clamp together.

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