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Electrician jokes ⚡ in 2025

Do you know why fluorescent lights keep humming?
– It is because they cannot remember the words.

What would you call Usain Bolt if he were an electrician?
– Usain Volt.

Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?

– Because he couldn’t resistor!

What’s an electrician’s favorite breakfast?
– Ohmelettes

Did you hear about the old electrician who liked to have a little fun with apprentices?

– On their first day together, he would put on a wig with hair that appeared to be zapped with energy and pretend to stick his finger in a socket. It never got old.

A superconductor entered a bar. The bartender shouted, “Get out of here! We don’t serve your kind.”

– The superconductor left without resistance.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and an electrician?
– Ask them how to pronounce “unionized”

I’m a bad electrician
– And when people find out, they’re so shocked.

How tall is a union electrician?

– Don’t know. I’ve never seen one of them stand up to do something.

A plumber, a pipefitter, and a carpenter walk into a bar.
– The electrician ducks

Do you know about the monk who meditated with a lightbulb?
– I heard he wanted to achieve early enlightenment.

Why did the electrician punch a hole in the wall?
– He needed an outlet.

What is a State Electrician’s favorite day?
– #FRY-day

Electricians never die.

– They just do it til it Hertz.

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, just like electricians and plumbers, electricians and engineers, and electricians and electricians.

What was the best part about the antennas getting married?
– The reception was outstanding.

what’s an electricians favorite snack ?
– microchips

You shouldn’t try being your own electrician
– This piece of advice shouldn’t shock you

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