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Electrician jokes ⚡ in 2025

Do you know why fluorescent lights keep humming?
– It is because they cannot remember the words.

What would you call Usain Bolt if he were an electrician?
– Usain Volt.

Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?

– Because he couldn’t resistor!

What’s an electrician’s favorite breakfast?
– Ohmelettes

An old electrician was trying to make a pre-apprentice laugh.
– Nothing worked. He finally said, “I give up. I guess my jokes are just too old.
– I need some that are more current.”

What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?

– Shock-o-late

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet
– Shocking i know

What kind of dreams do hydro electricians have?
– Wet dreams.

– Shocking, isn’t it?

What’s the difference between God and an electrician?

– God doesn’t think he’s an electrician.

For a family photo, the electrican pulled on his favorite shirt.
– It said, “I’m an electrician.
– To save time, let’s just assume I am never wrong.”

Where did the light bulbs go out to do their Christmas shopping?
– They were at the outlet stores.

I didn’t realise how difficult it was being an electrician until I tried it myself
– I was shocked

What did the electrician say when he electrocuted himself?
– That Hertz!

Did you hear about the electrician who wore two jackets when painting the house?

– The instructions said, “For best results, put on two coats.”

Where do electricians get their supplies?

– The Ohm Depot

What do you gift your best electrical engineer on his birthday?
– Shorts!

I fell in love with a female electrician
– She was a real live wire and i took her ohm with me

Today I found out that the electrician didn’t connect the protective grounding system at my home.
– I was shocked.

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