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Electrician jokes ⚡ in 2025

Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?

– Because he couldn’t resistor!

What’s an electrician’s favorite breakfast?
– Ohmelettes

Do you know why fluorescent lights keep humming?
– It is because they cannot remember the words.

What would you call Usain Bolt if he were an electrician?
– Usain Volt.

Why did Ryan fall in love with a female electrician?
– Well, he wanted to take her ohm as she was kind of a live wire.

Why did Mr Ohm think Mrs Ohm was only made for him?
– Because he could not resistor.

Why are the electricians always up to date?

– Because they are “current specialists”.

how did the arguement between the electricians come to an end?
– they found common ground

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– One. He’s an electrician.

Why did the electrician get killed in a debate?
– They say he used conductive reasoning.

Why do electricians tend to fall in love with proficient train drivers?
– Because they make good conductors.

Why should electrical engineers never be surgeons?
– Because they tend to shut down faulty systems and then start them again.

Why was the electrician arrested?
– Because he was charged with battery.

What do electricians call a power outage?

A current event

An older electrician was dying. Just before he slipped away, he told his nephew, an electrical apprentice.

– “Remember, with great power comes great current squared times resistance.”

What’s another name for an electrical apprentice?

– A shock absorber

What happens when you bury a light bulb in the garden?
– It grows up to be a power plant.

How do you make an electrician sad
– You kill his daughter.

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