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Egg Jokes 🥚🍳 in 2025

My chickens were laying to many eggs so I had to sell their coop.
– They now have a chicken sedan.

I want to repaint my room a shade of white…:
– …but I can’t decide between “eggshell”, “beige”, or “2016 Oscars”..”

Two eggs in a frying pan
-One says to the other; “wow! It’s warm in here!”
The other replies “Argh!!! A talking egg!”

Best pickup line: How do you like your eggs in the morning…
-Fertilized?

At the risk of getting egg on my face and being too cheesy.
– Omelette au fromage.

If that fly laid eggs in Pence’s hair
-…He damn well better carry them to full term!

I fondly remember the good times of living in the Netherlands eating egg yolk based sauces
-… ahhhh the hollandaise

How do you call a female moth that recently laid eggs?
– A MOTHer.

I could never eat 288 eggs
– It’d be two gross.

The king’s ego really took a hit when he couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
– His men were walking on eggshells.

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