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Egg Jokes 🥚🍳 in 2025

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
-**Wrong!**

The rooster came first.

Do egg jokes crack you up? Or do they make you scramble away…
– omelette you think about it…

I went to a fancy dress party dressed up as an egg.
-When I got there I saw this cute girl in a chicken costume!

So I said to her: “Are we going to find out, or what?”

If that fly laid eggs in Pence’s hair
-…He damn well better carry them to full term!

I fondly remember the good times of living in the Netherlands eating egg yolk based sauces
-… ahhhh the hollandaise

How do you call a female moth that recently laid eggs?
– A MOTHer.

I could never eat 288 eggs
– It’d be two gross.

The king’s ego really took a hit when he couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
– His men were walking on eggshells.

was at a restaurant the other day and overheard this conversation. Customer: “I don’t eat honey, eggs, cheese, dairy or any meat products. What can I get?”
– Waiter: “You can get the hell out of here”

A wife tells her husband, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”
– After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread. The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?” He replies, “They had eggs.”

What did the egg say when it got too high? (My own creation as far as I know)
– “OMELETTE..”

What’s an eggs least favourite day?
-Spanish Inquisition.

Why do the French make their omelettes with only one egg instead of two or three?
– Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.

Years ago I made friends with an egg yolk that was extremely shy.
-But over time I helped it come out of it’s shell.

What is the worst part about being an egg?
– You only get laid once.

What happens when an egg hears a joke?
– It cracks up!

Whenever I confront the messy baker
– I’m always walking on eggshells.

NSFW What did the egg say to the boiling water?
– I just got laid and you expect me to be hard in3 minutes?!?

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