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Economic jokes 📊 in 2025

A couple economists are strolling down the street
– One looks in a store front window and says “That’s a nice pair of shoes”. The other replies, “Nonsense, if there was a nice pair of shoes, someone would have looted them already.”

I would tell you an economics joke
– But there isnt enough demand

Why did the economist and the banker decide to get married?
– They had a great bond.

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
– None, if it was broken, the market would fix it.

A central banker walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. When the pizza is done, he goes up to the counter get it. There a clerk asks him: “Should I cut it into six pieces or eight pieces?” The central banker replies: “I’m feeling rather hungry right now. You’d better cut it into eight pieces.”

Three men are on a train.
– One is an economist, one is a logician, and the other is a mathematician.

They are riding into Scotland, as they pass a brown cow.

The economist says, “Look, the cows in Scotland are brown.”

The logician says, “No, there are cows in Scotland of which at least one is brown”

The mathematician says, “No, There is at least one cow in scotland, of which one side appears to be brown from this distance”

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