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Economic jokes 📊 in 2025

Why is the work of an economist and a plumber so similar in nature?
– Both of them handle gross domestic product.

The house was really dissatisfied with his job because he wanted an increase in his market income.

When I was a child, an apple a day kept the doctor away. Now you need five a day. Inflation.

How many economists are needed to run a country?
– It doesn’t matter, because nobody listens to them.

A university committee was selecting a new dean.
– They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer.

Each was asked this question during their interview: “How much is two plus two?”

The mathematician answered immediately, “Four.”

The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, “Four, plus or minus one.”

Finally the lawyer stood up, peered around the room and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him. In a hushed, conspiratorial tone, he replied, “How much do you want it to be?”

Why was the economist such a horrible painter?
– All of the paint in his paintings used to trickle down.

Where did the ice cream connoisseur go to perfect his trade?
– Sundae School.

Economic forecasters assume everything, except responsibility.

Why was Noah a great economist?
– He kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation.

Soviet Economics
– 1980s. Soviet Economy minister is making speech at Communist Party session:

– According to latest statistics, our incomes rose 20%, our quality of life rose 30% and our buying economic power rose 40%

From the audience: That’s great that YOURS did, but what about OURS??

What did the economist say when someone asked him how his wife was doing?
– “Relative to what?”

An economist friend told me to put something away for a rainy day. I’ve gone for an umbrella.

A man ends up in a 30-year coma.
– After waking up, he receives a phone call from his bank.

He hears: “Dear Mr. Johnson, we are sorry to say that due to recent economic events, the total value of your savings portfolio is $950 billion.”

The man, thrilled to hear that, goes to the hospital bar to get a coffee as soon as he can.

When he comes to the bar, he says “I’d like a coffee, please.”.

The cashier tells him “That’d be $30 billion.”.

An economist was asked in a talk about how to solve 3 issues
– “How would you solve the inevitable future problems of overpopulation, water and employment?”

“Well” he says, “In the future when the water get scarce, we will probably go to war so it can be secured, which will solve the employment problem, and the population should go down as well.”

What is an economist who sells imitation art called?
– E-con artist.

A tax that always advocates for social reform and stands up for the right of others is called a progressive tax.

One of the industries that is positively affected by inflation is the bouncy castle sector.

An economist walks by a hundred dollar bill …
… on the sidewalk but decides not to pick it up, because if it were really there, someone would have picked it up already.

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