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Economic jokes 📊 in 2025

Why did the Economist cross the road?
– Because Marginal Benefit (MB) was greater than Marginal Cost (MC)

A communist mistakenly walked into an economics lecture in a local university
– When he realised it was a mistake, he said to himself “whoops, wrong class”

Why did the economist with one arm take the armrest on the train?
– She thought it had higher marginal utility for her.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Soviet Economics
– 1980s. Soviet Economy minister is making speech at Communist Party session:

– According to latest statistics, our incomes rose 20%, our quality of life rose 30% and our buying economic power rose 40%

From the audience: That’s great that YOURS did, but what about OURS??

It costs you nothing to be nice
– and that’s why economists say it’s worthless

Which biblical character would have made a great economist?
– Noah, because while everyone’s stocks were in liquidation, his were afloat.

An economist who buys a property at the last minute engages in a lot of speculation.

How has French revolution affected world economic growth?
– Too early to say.

A Mathematician an Economist and an Account are at a bar
– The bar tender asks them what 2+2 is. The Mathematician says it is 4. The economist says it depends on how the supply and demand curves are at the time but generally it is 4. The accountant puts down his beer, looks the bar tender in the eye and asks “what do you want it to be?”

Is it ok if I post a joke about trickle-down economics?
– Because you’re probably not going to get it.

What would Kanye West teach if he was an economics professor?
– Kanyesian economics.

Why was the trader so frustrated?
– He had just witnessed a horrible haircut.

What’s the difference between an economist and a confused old man with Alzheimer’s?
– The economist is the one with a calculator.

A broken clock is right twice a day.
– Which makes it more accurate than economists.

They said I’d never make any money painting ceilings
– Obviously they never heard of trickledown economics

Why were the two economists only content when both of their emotions were balanced?
– They preferred to stay in a state of equilibrium.

What is the difference between an economic recession and a broken down escalator?
– One is a terrible state of affairs the other is a terrible fate of a stairs.

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