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Economic jokes 📊 in 2025

A GDP fell down the stairs and got really injured. The injuries were pretty severe, so he had to spend a lot of time in recovery.

Friend of mine owned a balloon company, but he had to close it. Couldn’t keep up with the cost of inflation.

An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow and arrow…
– The economist assumes no wind, and misses five feet to the left. He hands over the bow to the chaos theorist, who overestimates the effect of the wind, and misses five feet to the right. The statistician pumps his fist in the air and exclaims: “We got him!”.

I have degrees in psychology,economics and politics.
– I don’t have a job but at least I know why.

Why did the economics professor stop telling one joke about economists?
– There wasn’t enough demand for it.

What do traders say after their day is over?
– I bid you adieu.

Three econometricians went out hunting and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired but missed by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired but missed by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn’t fire but shouted in triumph, “We got it! We got it!”

Why did the Economist cross the road?
– Because Marginal Benefit (MB) was greater than Marginal Cost (MC)

A communist mistakenly walked into an economics lecture in a local university
– When he realised it was a mistake, he said to himself “whoops, wrong class”

Why did the economist with one arm take the armrest on the train?
– She thought it had higher marginal utility for her.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Soviet Economics
– 1980s. Soviet Economy minister is making speech at Communist Party session:

– According to latest statistics, our incomes rose 20%, our quality of life rose 30% and our buying economic power rose 40%

From the audience: That’s great that YOURS did, but what about OURS??

It costs you nothing to be nice
– and that’s why economists say it’s worthless

Which biblical character would have made a great economist?
– Noah, because while everyone’s stocks were in liquidation, his were afloat.

An economist who buys a property at the last minute engages in a lot of speculation.

How has French revolution affected world economic growth?
– Too early to say.

A Mathematician an Economist and an Account are at a bar
– The bar tender asks them what 2+2 is. The Mathematician says it is 4. The economist says it depends on how the supply and demand curves are at the time but generally it is 4. The accountant puts down his beer, looks the bar tender in the eye and asks “what do you want it to be?”

Is it ok if I post a joke about trickle-down economics?
– Because you’re probably not going to get it.

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