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Economic jokes 📊 in 2025

Do you know about an economics student injured his neck by diving into a pool?
– He didn’t remember to seasonally adjust.

Why did one economist decide to leave his expensive rented apartment and move into a small studio?
– He figured he’d lost enough interest in it to continue any further.

I bought a Greek salad today. He was down on his luck.

An economists left leg is on fire and his right leg is frozen…
– He says “on average I’m perfectly fine

I cried because
– Pessimist: of my ugly shoes until I met a man with no feet

Economists: the man with no feet saved so much on shoes

Minimalist: I can’t be as minimal cool as the dude with no feet

F*ckboy: I can’t say look ma, no feet!

Foot-fetish lovers:

Why did one man only prefer writing in lowercase?
– He wasn’t too fond of capitalism.

What did the store that traded fruits and measuring equipment post on its Facebook?
– Banana for scale.

There were two economists who were shipwrecked on a desert island. They had no money but over the next three years, they made millions of dollars selling their hats to each other.

A couple economists are strolling down the street
– One looks in a store front window and says “That’s a nice pair of shoes”. The other replies, “Nonsense, if there was a nice pair of shoes, someone would have looted them already.”

I would tell you an economics joke
– But there isnt enough demand

Why did the economist and the banker decide to get married?
– They had a great bond.

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
– None, if it was broken, the market would fix it.

A central banker walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. When the pizza is done, he goes up to the counter get it. There a clerk asks him: “Should I cut it into six pieces or eight pieces?” The central banker replies: “I’m feeling rather hungry right now. You’d better cut it into eight pieces.”

Three men are on a train.
– One is an economist, one is a logician, and the other is a mathematician.

They are riding into Scotland, as they pass a brown cow.

The economist says, “Look, the cows in Scotland are brown.”

The logician says, “No, there are cows in Scotland of which at least one is brown”

The mathematician says, “No, There is at least one cow in scotland, of which one side appears to be brown from this distance”

How many economists do you need to change a light bulb?
– You don’t need any. If the light bulb really had to change, the market forces would have already made it happen.

The sea was really annoyed that his finances had been stagnant for years. He was tired of the long wave.

I always find that deflation is a bit of a let down.

What do plumbers and economists have in common?
– They both deal with gross domestic product.

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