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Economic jokes 📊 in 2025

Two economists were sitting at a nudist colony. The one said, “Have you read Marx?”
– The other says, “It’s these wicker chairs.”

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– I don’t know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Barron Trump: “Dad, can you help me with my economics homework?”
– Donald: “no, son. It wouldn’t be right.”

Barron: “I know, but will you try it anyway?”

What did one man say to the economy when all of his goods started to become worthless?
– I don’t depreciate the fact that all of this is happening to me.

Due to the current economic situation in the world, I’ve started a dating site for chickens.
– It’s not my full-time job, I’m just doing it…
…to make hens meet.

Grocery Economics
– A man and his economist friend are having lunch.

the man mentions that he’s noticed something strange when he buys groceries each week. “I always buy a tub of margarine, but I’ve noticed that, even though it’s the same price every time, there’s less margarine in the tub. I can’t figure out what’s going on.”

The economist friend nods with a knowing smile and responds “what you have there is a case of the Law of diminishing Margarinal returns.”

Why is the work of an economist and a plumber so similar in nature?
– Both of them handle gross domestic product.

The house was really dissatisfied with his job because he wanted an increase in his market income.

When I was a child, an apple a day kept the doctor away. Now you need five a day. Inflation.

How many economists are needed to run a country?
– It doesn’t matter, because nobody listens to them.

A university committee was selecting a new dean.
– They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer.

Each was asked this question during their interview: “How much is two plus two?”

The mathematician answered immediately, “Four.”

The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, “Four, plus or minus one.”

Finally the lawyer stood up, peered around the room and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him. In a hushed, conspiratorial tone, he replied, “How much do you want it to be?”

Why was the economist such a horrible painter?
– All of the paint in his paintings used to trickle down.

Where did the ice cream connoisseur go to perfect his trade?
– Sundae School.

Economic forecasters assume everything, except responsibility.

Why was Noah a great economist?
– He kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation.

Soviet Economics
– 1980s. Soviet Economy minister is making speech at Communist Party session:

– According to latest statistics, our incomes rose 20%, our quality of life rose 30% and our buying economic power rose 40%

From the audience: That’s great that YOURS did, but what about OURS??

What did the economist say when someone asked him how his wife was doing?
– “Relative to what?”

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