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Economic jokes 📊 in 2025

Why was the man upset even though he’d passed the exam for funeral directors?
– He realized his craft was a dying trade.

Economists are people who are too smart for their own good and not smart enough for anyone else’s.

An economist, an accountant and a lawyer decided to gamble….
– And that’s how stock markets came into existence!!!

What did the economist say when someone asked him what he was going to get paid in 5 years?
– “Who can know what is going to happen in the long run?”

Bought a tyre for my car last year for £120. Cost £180 today. That’s inflation for you.

What’s the difference between a jungle cat who wrote his PhD thesis on the economic effects of taxation, and the order of insects that includes butterflies and moths?
– One’s a leopard doctor of tax economy, the other’s a lepidopteral taxonomy
President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression…
…since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.

Assuming this is funny…..
– A physicist , chemist and an economist are shipwrecked. They have retrieved a box full of canned food but they don’t have a can opener. The physicist
says “let’s determine an angle at which if the can is thrown we can get it opened up”
The chemist chips in “let me think what metal is used to make it, if we find that we can crack it open with a simple reaction.

The economist smiles and says, ” guys, stop overcomplecating simple stuff. Let’s assume we have a can opener”

Why can’t economists ever adopt a gluten-free diet?
– Their food choices tend to be sticky.

A GDP fell down the stairs and got really injured. The injuries were pretty severe, so he had to spend a lot of time in recovery.

Friend of mine owned a balloon company, but he had to close it. Couldn’t keep up with the cost of inflation.

An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow and arrow…
– The economist assumes no wind, and misses five feet to the left. He hands over the bow to the chaos theorist, who overestimates the effect of the wind, and misses five feet to the right. The statistician pumps his fist in the air and exclaims: “We got him!”.

I have degrees in psychology,economics and politics.
– I don’t have a job but at least I know why.

A communist mistakenly walked into an economics lecture in a local university
– When he realised it was a mistake, he said to himself “whoops, wrong class”

Why did the economics professor stop telling one joke about economists?
– There wasn’t enough demand for it.

What do traders say after their day is over?
– I bid you adieu.

Three econometricians went out hunting and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired but missed by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired but missed by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn’t fire but shouted in triumph, “We got it! We got it!”

Why did the Economist cross the road?
– Because Marginal Benefit (MB) was greater than Marginal Cost (MC)

Why did the economist with one arm take the armrest on the train?
– She thought it had higher marginal utility for her.

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