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Easter jokes 🐰 in 2024

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
-Because the chicken had his Easter eggs

How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny?
-Use hare-mail!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur from getting messed up?
– He uses lots of hare spray

What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
-His lucky people’s foot

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
-Eggs mark the spot

Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
– IHOP

What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter?
-Tired

How can you make Easter preparations go faster?
-Use the eggs-press lane!

How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation?
-On hare planes

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
– It’s been nice gnawing you

What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory?
-A hare-brain!

What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
– Eggshausted

What does the Easter Bunny do when he gets out of the shower?
-He uses a hare dryer

What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital?
-Albunny, New York

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
– Hare mail

What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
-Ones with hoppy endings

Why is the Easter Bunny so smart?
-He’s an egghead

What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?
-Eggs-ercise!

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