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Eagle jokes 🦅 in 2024

How do you make an eagle feel relaxed? You “feather” it with calmness.

Why did the eagle go to the farm? To see the “feather”-friends.

Why did the eagle go to the forest? To catch some “bird”-prey.

What do you call an eagle that’s a writer? A “feather”-pen author.

What do you call an eagle that’s a fashion designer? A “feather”-couturier.

Why did the eagle go to the concert? To hear the “feather”-touching music.

Why did the eagle go to the river? To catch some “bird”-fish.

How do you make an eagle feel grateful? You “feather” it with appreciation.

How do you make an eagle feel energized? You “feather” it with excitement.

Why did the eagle break up with his girlfriend? She was hawkward.

Why did the eagle go to the airport? To catch a “bird”-flight.

Why did the eagle go to the mountains? To catch some “bird”-prey.

What do you call an eagle that’s a comedian? A “fly”-sical jester.

What do you call an eagle that’s a musician? A “feather”-tune performer.

Why did the eagle go to the stadium? To watch the “bird”-ball game.

Why did the eagle go to the museum? To see the “bird”-fossil exhibits.

What do you call an eagle that’s always on time? A “talon-ted” punctualist.

How do you make an eagle feel proud? You “feather” it with accomplishment.

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