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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2025

How can you tell rubber ducks apart?
-You can’t because they look egg-xactly the same!

Why was the duck put into the basketball game?
-To make a fowl shot!

Why don’t ducks grow up?
-Because they only grow down.

What happens when a duck flies upside down?
-It quacks up.

One day, a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender,
-Do you have any sandwiches?”

I got a new job last week as the new top dog at Old MacDonald’s farm.
-I’m the new C-I-E-I-O.

At what time does a duck wake up?
-At the quack of dawn.

Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?
-Because he wouldn’t quit quackin’ jokes.

What did the duck detective say to his partner?
-Let’s quack this case

Why did the duck go to the movie theater?
-He really liked the book.

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