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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2025

Why don’t ducks grow up?
-Because they only grow down.

What happens when a duck flies upside down?
-It quacks up.

One day, a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender,
-Do you have any sandwiches?”

I got a new job last week as the new top dog at Old MacDonald’s farm.
-I’m the new C-I-E-I-O.

At what time does a duck wake up?
-At the quack of dawn.

Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?
-Because he wouldn’t quit quackin’ jokes.

What did the duck detective say to his partner?
-Let’s quack this case

Why did the duck go to the movie theater?
-He really liked the book.

What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
-I hope I didn’t quack any!

What did the duck say to the banker?
-My bill is bigger than yours

hat do you get if you cross a duck with a cement mixer?
-A brick layer.

On what side does a duck have the most feathers?
-The outside.

Why do ducks make good detectives?
-Because they always quack the case!

What do ducks say when you try to charge them?

-Put it on my bill..

What do ducks say when people throw things at them?
-Time to duck!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
-Quack!
Quack who?
Quack open the door and you’ll see!

What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check?
-Please put it on my bill

When is roast duck not good for your health?
-When you’re the duck.

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