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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2025

Why do all ducks fly south for the winter?
-Because it’s too far to walk.

What did the duck say when the waitress came?
-Put it on my bill!

Why did the duck cross the playground?
-To get to the other slide.

What do ducks grow on?
-Eggplants.

Two ducks were swimming in a pond. One of them said “Quack quack.”
-Then the other said, “Hey, I was about to say that!”

What do you call malware on a Kindle?
-A bookworm.+B65

What was the duck detective great at?
-Quacking a case.

What do you get if you cross a duck and Santa Claus?
-A Christmas quacker.

What’s a duck’s favorite ballet?
-The Nutquacker.

What did the duck say to the waiter when the check came?
– Put it on my bill please.

Why do ducks check the news?
-For the feather forecast.

Why do ducks quack?
-Well, because they can’t oink, or moo, or bark.

What’s the best thing about duck basketball players?
– They always make their fowl shots.

Why do ducks lay eggs?
-They would break if they dropped them.

What do you get when you put six ducks in a box?
-A box of quackers.

What did the slow duck say when his daddy told him to speed up?
-I’m waddlin’ as quack as I can!

How can you tell rubber ducks apart?
-You can’t because they look egg-xactly the same!

Why was the duck put into the basketball game?
-To make a fowl shot!

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