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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2024

What do ducks have with soup?
-Quackers.

What do ducks like to eat with soup?
-Quackers.

When is roast duck bad for your health?
-When you’re the duck.

wo ducks were skipping down a sidewalk when, suddenly, one tripped and fell. It got up and said to the other duck
-I’m sorry — I tripped on a quack!

What do you call a sarcastic duck?
– A wise quacker.

What type of food do you get when you cross a duck with a mole?
-Duckamole!

What happens when you tell a duck a funny joke?
-They quack up.

What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
-Duck Tape.

What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?
– Duckumenteries.

What shows do ducks watch on television?
– Duckumentaries.

Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel?
-That was one tough nut to quack.

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
-Fowl weather

Why did the duck get a red card in the football game?
-For fowl-play.

What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
-Let’s quack this case!

How do ducks talk?
-They don’t, you quack.

Who stole the soap?
-The robber ducky!

If a duck says “Quack quack,” what says “Quick quick?”
-A duck with hiccups.

Where did the duck go when he was sick?
-To the ducktor.

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