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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2025

What is a chick’s favorite drink?
-Peepsi.

Why are ducks bad drivers?
– Their windshields are quacked.

Which side of a duck has the nicest feathers?
-The outside.

How do ducks make pancakes?
-They use bis-quack.

What do you call a cow and two ducks?
– Milk and quackers.

Why did the duck cross the road?
-He was tied to the chicken.

Why did the duck cross the construction site?
-To see a person lay a brick.

Why did the duck cross the playground?
-To get to the other slide.

What did the duck say to the waiter?
-Put it on my bill

What has webbed feet, fangs and wears a cape?
-Count Duckula..

What is the baby duck’s favorite game?
-Beak-a-boo.

What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?
-A fire-quacker.

What happens when ducks fly upside down?
– They quack up.

Why was the duck sent to the principals office?
– For quacking too many jokes during class.

What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?
-A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

What do physics ducks say?
-Quark, quark.

How did the mommy duck break her back?
– Her son stepped on a quack.

What do you call it when it’s raining ducks and chickens?
– Fowl weather.

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