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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2025

Where did the duck go when he was sick?
-To the ducktor.

At what time do ducks wake up?
-The quack of dawn.

Since chickens rise when the rooster crows, when do ducks wake up?
-At the quack of dawn.

What did the lawyer say to the duck in court?
-I demand an egg-splanation!

What type of food do you get when you cross a duck with a mole?
-Quackamole.

What does a duck with hiccups lay?
– Scrambled eggs.

What do you call a clever duck?
-A wise quacker.

On what side does a duck have the most feathers?
– The outside.

What do you call a duck that steals money?
– A robber ducky.

What do you call a duck that steals?
-A robber ducky.

What do you get when a duck lays an egg on a hill?
-An eggroll

Why did the duck sleep under the car?
– Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do you call a duck with fangs?
-Count Duckula.

Why do all ducks fly south for the winter?
-Because it’s too far to walk.

What did the duck say when the waitress came?
-Put it on my bill!

Why did the duck cross the playground?
-To get to the other slide.

What do ducks grow on?
-Eggplants.

Two ducks were swimming in a pond. One of them said “Quack quack.”
-Then the other said, “Hey, I was about to say that!”

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