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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2025

What is a duck’s favorite sea monster?
-The quacken.

What do you call a duck that steals?
– A robber duck.

What is it called when it’s raining ducks?
-Fowl weather.

What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?
– Duckumenteries!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
-It’s too far to waddle

What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?
– Firequackers.

What happens when you put ducks in a box?
-You end up with a box of quackers.

What do you call a duck that steals things from the bathroom?
-A robber ducky.

What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
-I hope I didn’t quack any!

What did the duck say to the banker?
-My bill is bigger than yours

hat do you get if you cross a duck with a cement mixer?
-A brick layer.

On what side does a duck have the most feathers?
-The outside.

Why do ducks make good detectives?
-Because they always quack the case!

What do ducks say when you try to charge them?

-Put it on my bill..

What do ducks say when people throw things at them?
-Time to duck!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
-Quack!
Quack who?
Quack open the door and you’ll see!

What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check?
-Please put it on my bill

When is roast duck not good for your health?
-When you’re the duck.

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