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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2025

What is a duck’s favorite sea monster?
-The quacken.

What do you call a duck that steals?
– A robber duck.

What is it called when it’s raining ducks?
-Fowl weather.

What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?
– Duckumenteries!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
-It’s too far to waddle

What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?
– Firequackers.

What happens when you put ducks in a box?
-You end up with a box of quackers.

What do you call a duck that steals things from the bathroom?
-A robber ducky.

What did the lawyer say to the duck in court?
-I demand an egg-splanation!

What type of food do you get when you cross a duck with a mole?
-Quackamole.

What does a duck with hiccups lay?
– Scrambled eggs.

What do you call a clever duck?
-A wise quacker.

On what side does a duck have the most feathers?
– The outside.

What do you call a duck that steals money?
– A robber ducky.

What do you call a duck that steals?
-A robber ducky.

What do you get when a duck lays an egg on a hill?
-An eggroll

Why did the duck sleep under the car?
– Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do you call a duck with fangs?
-Count Duckula.

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