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Duck jokes 🦆 in 2025

What is a duck’s favorite sea monster?
-The quacken.

What do you call a duck that steals?
– A robber duck.

What is it called when it’s raining ducks?
-Fowl weather.

What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?
– Duckumenteries!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
-It’s too far to waddle

What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?
– Firequackers.

What happens when you put ducks in a box?
-You end up with a box of quackers.

What do you call a duck that steals things from the bathroom?
-A robber ducky.

What happens when a duck flies upside down?
-It quacks up.

One day, a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender,
-Do you have any sandwiches?”

I got a new job last week as the new top dog at Old MacDonald’s farm.
-I’m the new C-I-E-I-O.

At what time does a duck wake up?
-At the quack of dawn.

Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?
-Because he wouldn’t quit quackin’ jokes.

What did the duck detective say to his partner?
-Let’s quack this case

Why did the duck go to the movie theater?
-He really liked the book.

What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
-I hope I didn’t quack any!

What did the duck say to the banker?
-My bill is bigger than yours

hat do you get if you cross a duck with a cement mixer?
-A brick layer.

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