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Drummer Jokes 🥁 in 2025

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb.
-3. 1 to screw it in and 2 others to argue about how Neil Peart would have done it better

Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles?
-Gringo Starr

Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
-Me neither.

How do you know a hat belongs to a little drummer boy?
-It has a proper pom-pom, proper pom-pom, proper pom-pom…

What’s the difference between a professional drummer and a large pizza?
-A large pizza can feed a family of four.

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
– You know it’s coming, but there’s nothing you can do about it.

What do you call a drummer who can’t play in time?
-A Russian dragon.

I once met a drummer who’s timing was so bad, he began to get depressed…
-Eventually, he threw himself behind a train.

Why are all drummers so handsome?
– Cant be smart and handsome right?

When I was a kid I told my mother I wanted to grow up and be a drummer
– And she said “Well honey, you can’t do both”

Why couldn’t the drummer make it to the show?
-He locked the bass player in the car.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
-So they can park in the handicapped spot.

With all this quarantining we have to be especially careful of drummers
– When this is over they’re gonna come out thinking they can play guitar and sing

What’s your favorite drink to have during Christmas time? Mine is the Little Drummer Boy.
-It’s 1 part rum, 3 parts pum.

C’mon,
– don’t be such a Druuuumeeeeer Queen!

How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door?
-The knocking is out of time and they don’t know when to come in.

I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm…
-I said,” I like my logarithms like my women, all natural”.

Why were drummers invented?
– To drown out the crap guitarist.

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