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Drummer Jokes 🥁 in 2025

How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
– The knocking speeds up.

A drummer got a tattoo of their drum kit… [OC]
– …it was very cymbalic

Why did the drummer’s wife stop sleeping with him?
-Because he used to snare in his sleep.

Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
-It took an hour to get the bass player out!

What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer?
-Back up.

I’m addicted to being a bad drummer
-I wanted to quit but I just couldn’t beat it.

What type of cap does a stoned drummer wear?
-A high hat.

Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
-Because it can keep good time and won’t sleep with your girlfriend.

Hey guys, let me know if you hear about any recently deceased drummers….
-….No Rush….

And amateur drummer dies and goes to heaven.
-Standing outside the Pearly Gates he hears the best drum solo he is ever heard. He asks St Peter “Is that Buddy Rich?” St Peter response “No that’s God, he just thinks he’s Buddy Rich.”

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?
-Pay him 10 bucks for the pizza.

After an orchestra drummer performed particularly poorly, the conductor sarcastically told him, “when they find someone who can’t play any instrument, they give him two sticks and make him the drummer.”
-The drummer retorted, “and if he can’t play that either, they take away one stick and make him the conductor.”

How do you catch a drummer?
-By laying down a snare.

How do you know when a drummers knocking on the door?
– The knock speeds up!

What did the drummer say to the band leader?

-“Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?”

A drummer gave birth to quadruplets. She wanted to name them all Anna
– “How are we goman tell them apart?” asked her husband.
She replied “Anna 1, Anna 2…

I feel sorry for the first drummer of the Beatles.
-All he got was a stupid street named after him, while Ringo Starr got the love and affection of tens of women.

What do you call a drummer without a band?
– Unemployed.

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