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Drummer Jokes 🥁 in 2025

What’s the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
-You only need to punch instructions into a drum machine once.

What do you call a head injury at a drummer’s convention in Moscow, Russia?
-A concussion at the Russian percussion discussion.

When drawl is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth,
-you know the drum riser is level!

hat do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
-A drummer.

What’s the last thing a drummer says in a band?
-“Hey guys, why don’t we try one of my songs…”

I was going to make a joke about drummers but, um,
-tsss!

What’s the name of the guy who hangs around with the band?
-The Drummer.

How many jokes are there about drummers?
-At least a zildjianpe 130. Forgot that the camera adds 10 pounds.

Have you all heard the joke about the drummer with no punch line?
– Ba dum tsss

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
-Gifted.

One armed drummer tells a dad joke,
-Badum…

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– One. Two. …And a-one two three four!

Why didn’t the little drummer boy get into heaven?
– Because he woke the baby for Christ’s sake!

How do you get the best drummer in Nashville off your porch?
-Pay him for the pizza

What did the drummer say about his favorite drum set?
-Now THAT’S a drum set I can get behind!

… buh dum cschhhhhhhh

What’s the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
– About 5 bars by the end of the song.

What do you call a person that hangs around with musicians?
-A drummer.

What’s the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?
-Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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