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Drummer Jokes 🥁 in 2025

Little drummer Boy grew up and became a father to twin girls:
– Anna 1, Anna 2

What does a drummer use for contraception?
– Their personality !

How do you get a drummer to start playing?
-You start tuning the guitar.

What’s the difference between a chiropodist and a drummer?
-One of them bucks up your feet and the other….

Drummers always have such lame jokes…
-I’ve heard them all like a Zildjian times.

What’s the difference between a drummer and a trampoline?
-You take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline!

One-night stands are great with drummers
-As opposed to guitarists, there’s no strings attached.

How do you confuse a drummer?
-Give him sheet music

“Hey buddy, how late does the band play?”
-“Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.”

What do you call a drummer in a heavy metal band who doesn’t have a girlfriend?
-Homeless

Who is the drummer for the Austrialian Beatles cover band?
-ɹɐʇs oƃuᴉp

Why can’t the drummer play dubstep?
-His bass cost to much to drop it every time he plays.

Two cowboys were riding through a canyon and from far off they heard the sound of drumming.
-One of them said, “I don’t like the sound of those drums.” And a distant voice called out “He’s not our regular drummer!”

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a drummers car?
-Take the Domino’s sign off the roof.

Why does a guitarist put drumsticks on the dash of his car?
-So he can park in the handicapped spot.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb.
-3. 1 to screw it in and 2 others to argue about how Neil Peart would have done it better

Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles?
-Gringo Starr

Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
-Me neither.

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