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Dragon Jokes 🐲 in 2025

How did the female dragon win the beauty contest?
-She was the beast of the show!

Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players?
-They do it for the experience.

What does a knight say when he sees a herd of dragons with sunglasses?
-Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.

What does a dragon eat for a snack?
-Firecrackers

Why do dragons like knights?
-They come with their own pans.

Why did the dragon stop fighting with knights?
-He was tired of canned food…

What’s the difference between a car and a dragon?
-A car only has one horn.

Why are dragons so wrinkly?
-Well, have you ever tried ironing one?

What’s the difference between a dragon and a mini-van?
-Mini-van have only one horn.

What do the best dancing dragons train to compete in?
-A talon show.

Which side of a dragon has the most scales?
-The outside!

Why are dragons such good storytellers?
-Because they have long tails

Which hockey team do dragons support?
-The Red Wings.

How do you get four dragons into a car?
-Two in the front, two in the back.

Why are dragons such good musicians?
– They really know their scales.

What does a dragon like to eat at a restaurant?
-Hot wings.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON DRAGONBALL Z!

Which day of the week do dragons eat the most?
-Chewsday

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