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Dragon Jokes 🐲 in 2025

How do you get dragon milk?
-Find a cow with no back legs

What eats more knights than a dragon?
-Two dragons.

Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!

What has four legs, four wings, and a tail?
– A dragon with spare parts.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dragon!
-Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again?

Why did the chef feed the dragon spicy salsa?
-She needed to barbeque some chicken.

Why did the dragon breathe on a map of the earth?
-Because he wanted to set the world on fire.

How can you find out how much a dragon weighs?
-Easy – they come with scales.

What time is it when a dragon decides to sit on your car?
-Time to get a new car!

I want to make a really long, bad lizard joke…
-But I don’t want to let it dragon.

What did the dragon say after getting a birthday present?
– Fangs a lot!

I want to make a really long, bad lizard joke…
-But I don’t want to let it dragon.

What is the difference between St George and Santa’s reindeer?
– One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh.

Why did the dragon hate to fight knights and swordsmen?
-He was tired of tinned food.

What was the dragon doing on the motorway?
-About 30 miles per hour.

How do dragons make vacation plans?
-They don’t – they just wing it.

Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
-Because the early beard gets the worm

Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
– Because the early beard gets the wyrm

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