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Dragon Jokes 🐲 in 2025

What do you call a dragon who is fantastic at juggling?
-Talon-ted.

What’s the difference between a dragon and a piece of paper?
-For starters, you can’t make a paper airplane out of a dragon.

Why is easy to work out the weight of a dragon?
– They come with scales.

Why are dragons good storytellers?
-They all have tails

What ritual do dragons perform right before big games?
-They get fired up.

What do dragons do before big games?
-They get all fired up.

What’s a hungry dragon’s favorite day of the week?
-Chewsday.

How did the female dragon win the beauty contest?
-She was the beast of the show!

Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players?
-They do it for the experience.

What does a knight say when he sees a herd of dragons with sunglasses?
-Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.

What does a dragon eat for a snack?
-Firecrackers

Why do dragons like knights?
-They come with their own pans.

Why did the dragon stop fighting with knights?
-He was tired of canned food…

What’s the difference between a car and a dragon?
-A car only has one horn.

Why are dragons so wrinkly?
-Well, have you ever tried ironing one?

What’s the difference between a dragon and a mini-van?
-Mini-van have only one horn.

What do the best dancing dragons train to compete in?
-A talon show.

Which side of a dragon has the most scales?
-The outside!

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