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Doughnut jokes 🍩 in 2025

How do you make a doughnut feel important? You “glaze” it with significance.

What do you call a doughnut that’s been working out? A “buffin.”

Why did the doughnut go to the ocean? To find the “hole”y sea.

Why did the doughnut go to the aquarium? To see the “hole”y fishes.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a fashionista? A “glaze”-ionista.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a scientist? A “dough”-analytical researcher.

Why did the doughnut go to the amusement park? To ride the “hole”-y roller coasters.

Why did the doughnut go to the karaoke bar? To sing “hole”-y tunes.

How do you make a doughnut feel loved? You give it a “hug” (glaze).

How do you make a doughnut feel grateful? You “glaze” it with thanks.

How do you make a doughnut feel accomplished? You “glaze” it with success.

Why did the doughnut go to the circus? To join the “doughnut” of death.

Why did the doughnut go to the museum? To see the “hole”y artifacts.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a detective? A “hole”-sleuth investigator.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a historian? A “hole”-torical scholar.

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