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Doughnut jokes 🍩 in 2024

What do you call a doughnut that’s a fashionista? A “glaze”-ionista.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a scientist? A “dough”-analytical researcher.

Why did the doughnut go to the amusement park? To ride the “hole”-y roller coasters.

Why did the doughnut go to the karaoke bar? To sing “hole”-y tunes.

How do you make a doughnut feel loved? You give it a “hug” (glaze).

How do you make a doughnut feel grateful? You “glaze” it with thanks.

How do you make a doughnut feel accomplished? You “glaze” it with success.

Why did the doughnut go to the circus? To join the “doughnut” of death.

Why did the doughnut go to the museum? To see the “hole”y artifacts.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a detective? A “hole”-sleuth investigator.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a historian? A “hole”-torical scholar.

Why did the doughnut go to the gym? To work on its “glutes.”

Why did the doughnut go to the bar? To have a “hole”-y night out.

Why did the doughnut go to the farmer’s market? To find some “hole”-some fruits.

How do you make a doughnut feel fancy? You “sprinkle” it with glitter.

How do you make a doughnut feel inspired? You “glaze” it with motivation.

Why did the doughnut go to the zoo? To see the “hole” animals.

Why did the doughnut go to the mountain? To climb the “hole”y peak.

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