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Doughnut jokes 🍩 in 2025

What do you call a doughnut that’s a journalist? A “hole”-istic reporter.

Why did the doughnut go to space? To find the “dough” in the universe.

Why did the doughnut go to the casino? To try its “hole”-y luck.

How do you make a doughnut feel appreciated? You “glaze” it with gratitude.

How do you make a doughnut feel proud? You “glaze” it with accomplishment.

Why did the doughnut go to school? To become a “hole” scholar.

Why did the doughnut go to the park? To have a “hole”-y picnic.

What do you call a doughnut that’s always on time? A “cronut”ual punctualist.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a lawyer? A “dough”-fense attorney.

Why did the doughnut go to the movie theater? To see the “hole”-some films.

Why did the doughnut go to the race track? To get a “hole”-y speed.

How do you make a doughnut feel important? You “glaze” it over.

How do you make a doughnut feel important? You “glaze” it with recognition.

Why did the doughnut go to the art museum? To see the “hole” masterpieces.

Why did the doughnut go to the forest? To find the “hole”y grail.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a musician? A “dough-ray-me” maestro.

What do you call a doughnut that’s a poet? A “dough”-etry writer.

Why did the doughnut get a job at the bank? It wanted to be a “dough-nator.”

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