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Donut Jokes 🍩 in 2025

What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
-An antidought!

A sheep, two donuts, and a snake walked into a bar.
-Bah-Dunk-Dunk, Sssss.

French Donuts
-Are the Beigne of my existence

What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
-A do-rut!

What kind of donuts can fly?
-The plain ones.

Why did the baker quit making donuts?
-He was fed up with the hole business!

What do you call a kilogram of donuts .
-Property of obesity

I allow myself only one donut per year.
-This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.

Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?
-Doughnut forget to do your homework or you will have to go to summer school!

Eyes give everything away.
-A cop pulls over a guy. “Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?” “Gee, officer,” the man says, “Your eyes are awfully glazed-have you been eating donuts?”

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