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Donut Jokes 🍩 in 2025

What do you call a bakery that only sells bagels and donuts?
-Hole foods

Why do donuts hate puns so much?
-They donut like to joke around!

What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
-Fry-day.

Imagine being on Reddit for 2 years…
-And and only getting a lousy cake.
Why can’t I have a doughnut.

What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
-An antidought!

A sheep, two donuts, and a snake walked into a bar.
-Bah-Dunk-Dunk, Sssss.

French Donuts
-Are the Beigne of my existence

What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
-A do-rut!

What kind of donuts can fly?
-The plain ones.

Why did the baker quit making donuts?
-He was fed up with the hole business!

What do you call a kilogram of donuts .
-Property of obesity

I allow myself only one donut per year.
-This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.

Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?
-Doughnut forget to do your homework or you will have to go to summer school!

Eyes give everything away.
-A cop pulls over a guy. “Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?” “Gee, officer,” the man says, “Your eyes are awfully glazed-have you been eating donuts?”

Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
-They thought it would be fun for the hole family.

What happened to the renegade donuts?
-They went down in a glaze of glory.

I was turned away when I tried to order a pie from Yoda’s bakery.
-“Dough. Or donut. There is no pie.”

What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
-“Donut Stop Believing.”

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