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Donut Jokes 🍩 in 2025

I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
-I’m calling it Hole Foods.

Oldie but goodie: How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
-Wi jammin

Why Was The Baker So Depressed About Purchasing Containers That Only Fit 12 Donuts?
-If you ask him he will give you 13 Reasons Why.

Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
-It always went back four seconds

Why do donuts hate puns so much?
-They donut like to joke around!

What are strange donuts made out of?
-Weird doughs…

What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
-I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.

What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
-The creme of the crop.

I’m opening a dispensary that sells weed and donuts.
-It called glazed and confused.

What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
-“Donut hole me back.”

At the bakery, A Scotsman asks “Is that a donut or a meringue?”
-“No, you’re right, it’s a donut.

What do you call a bakery that only sells bagels and donuts?
-Hole foods

Why do donuts hate puns so much?
-They donut like to joke around!

What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
-Fry-day.

Imagine being on Reddit for 2 years…
-And and only getting a lousy cake.
Why can’t I have a doughnut.

What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
-An antidought!

A sheep, two donuts, and a snake walked into a bar.
-Bah-Dunk-Dunk, Sssss.

French Donuts
-Are the Beigne of my existence

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