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Donut Jokes 🍩 in 2024

What happens when donuts join a sorority?
-They have to go through the glazing.

What’s a basketball player’s favorite donut shop?
-Dunkin’ Donuts.

Where was the first donut cooked?
-In Greece.

What does ADHD stand for?
-Attention Deficit HEY DONUTS!!!

“Your eyes look red.” said the cop. “Have you been smoking weed?”
-“Your eyes look glazed.” I replied. “Have you been eating donuts?”

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
-To get a filling.

What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
-Double glazed.

Where does dough come from?
-Doughnut

What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
-The middle.

How can a topology student tell the difference between a coffee mug and a donut?
-He can’t.

What do you call an underwater Dunken Donuts?
-Sunken Donuts

What do you call a cute donut?
-A-dough-able.

What do do-nuts wear to weddings?
-Tuxedoughs!

Who is the most popular woman?
-The one who can eat the last donut

This morning I was in my car doing donuts in the parking lot at work
-Now I have glaze all over my balls.

Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
-He was stuffed!

What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
-Frosty the Dough-Man!

The police say that they burn all the weed they confiscate…
-That would explain the donuts…

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