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Donkey jokes in 2025

I identify as a donkey
– Hee/Haw

Where does a donkey farmer hide his drugs?
– In his ass

What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys?
– An assassination.

What makes a donkey sneeze?
– Hay fever.

Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?”
Student : “Brotherly love”.

why dont they have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in mexico?
– it’s too hard on the donkey

What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
– Mule-tide greetings.

I run a meditation and yoga studio for angry donkeys.
– It’s called “peace of ass.”

What did the waiter say to the donkey?
– I can’t take your order, that’s not my stable.

What do you call a 3 legged donkey ?
A wonkey .
What do you call a 3 legged donkey who is blind in one eye ?
A blinky wonkey .
What do you call a 3 legged donkey who is blind in one eye and loves Hank Williams ?
A honky tonky blinky wonkey donkey.

Why don’t Mexicans take drivers Ed and sex Ed on the same day?
– They have to give the donkey a break.

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