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Donkey jokes in 2025

What’s a donkey’s favorite show?
– Bray Watch.

Why was the donkey annoying his pal?
– It was April Mule’s Day.

How does a male donkey laugh at a mediocre joke
– He haws

A man went to the doctor and told him, “Every night for the past month and a half, I have dreams in which I have wrestling matches with donkeys.”
The doctor gave him some pills and said, “Take these, and your dreams will go away.”

“Can I start taking them tomorrow?” the man asked.

“Why?” the doctor inquired.

“Because I’m scheduled to wrestle in the championship match tonight,” he replied.

What has six legs, four eyes, two heads, and a tail?
– A man sitting on a donkey.

How do you compliment a donkey?
– “Hey, nice ass!”

What do little donkeys send at Christmas?
– Mule-tide greetings.

Who is the most famous donkey?
– Donkey Hotay

What do you call it when you kill an important donkey?
An Assassassination.
– I made it up when I was seven and to this day its the only thing I’ve ever made up that resembles a joke.

What’s the difference between a teeter-totter on a ranch and a donkey’s grandpa?
– One’s a yee-haw seesaw and the other is a hee-haw pee-paw.

What happens when you buy a mini donkey?
– You get a little ass.

Which is the coldest animal?
– I’m not sure. Alaska donkey…

A man baught a donkey from a preacher
The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, “Hallelujah!”

The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, “Amen!”

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher’s instructions.

“Hallelujah!” shouted the man. The donkey began to trot.
“Amen!” shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.

“This is great!” said the man. With a “Hallelujah” he rode off, very proud of his new purchase.

The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.

“Stop,” said the man. “Halt!” he cried. The donkey just kept going.

“Oh, no!”

“Bible…Church!…Please! Stop!!,” shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.

Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer…”Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN.”

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

“HALLELUJAH!” shouted the man.

Where do you find a donkey with no legs?
– Right where you left him!

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a zebra?
– Debra.

What do you call a man with 2 donkeys?
– Biased.

What do you call a person with 2 donkeys?
– Biased

Not sure why people are getting grief for using ivermectin to combat covid
The label clearly states it is safe for use in donkeys and jackassess.

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