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Donkey jokes in 2025

What happens when you buy a mini donkey?
– You get a little ass.

Which is the coldest animal?
– I’m not sure. Alaska donkey…

A man baught a donkey from a preacher
The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, “Hallelujah!”

The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, “Amen!”

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher’s instructions.

“Hallelujah!” shouted the man. The donkey began to trot.
“Amen!” shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.

“This is great!” said the man. With a “Hallelujah” he rode off, very proud of his new purchase.

The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.

“Stop,” said the man. “Halt!” he cried. The donkey just kept going.

“Oh, no!”

“Bible…Church!…Please! Stop!!,” shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.

Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer…”Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN.”

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

“HALLELUJAH!” shouted the man.

Where do you find a donkey with no legs?
– Right where you left him!

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a zebra?
– Debra.

What do you call a man with 2 donkeys?
– Biased.

What do you call a person with 2 donkeys?
– Biased

Not sure why people are getting grief for using ivermectin to combat covid
The label clearly states it is safe for use in donkeys and jackassess.

What’s a donkey’s favorite party game?
– Pin the tail on the human.

What do you get when you cross an optometrist convention and a donkey auction?
– Two eyegl-asses for the price of one.

Why did the man buy a donkey?
– He thought he’d get a kick out of it.

A fantasy joke
– A dwarf rides up to a brothel on the back of a donkey holding a honeycomb wrapped in oilskin. He walks up to the madam.

“My good woman, I’ve been alone on the road for weeks. I would trade you this donkey,” he said, gesturing at the beast he rode in on, “For a room and a woman, and this honeycomb,” he said, unwrapping his parcel and showing the rather large, rare treat, “for a meal and a bottle of wine.”

“If you’re hungry,” the madam says, “Why not just eat the honeycomb.”

“For the same reason I’m trading in the donkey,” he replies, “One gets tired of having the same thing every night.”

Two terrorists having discussion in a bar…
The waiter asks them what the discussion was about?

Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey..

Waiter :- Why a donkey?

Then one terrorist says to the other,
“See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people

What do you call a donkey with one leg?
– A wonkey donkey.

When I tell you the story about the donkey and the soccer ball,
– I’m sure you’ll get a kick out of it.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a zebra?
– Debra.

I was gonna tell you a joke I came up with about a were-donkey,
– but I decided it was too half-assed

Why did the donkey cross the road?
– Because the chicken was on holiday!

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