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A donkey is a small animal that is within the same family as a horse. As a well known and easily recognized animal they are in movies and shows, and used on farms and guides for hikes, with many donkey jokes coming from each of these activities.
What do you call a donkey with a doctorate?
– A smart ass.
What did the donkey do when he was driving his car and got cut off?
– Hee-haw-nked his horn.
Donkey Lives Matter
– Two terrorists having discussion in a bar. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about? Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey.. Waiter :- Why a donkey? Then one terrorist says to the other, “See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people”.
Why do they have sex ed and drivers ed on different days in Mexico?
– Because they need to give the donkey a break.
What do you call a donkey wearing ear muffs?
– Anything you like, he can’t hear you!
Did you hear about the hobo who thought he was a donkey?
– His friends called him underp-ass.
What are a male donkey’s pronouns?
– He / haw
Two brothers and their donkeys
Two brothers argue on which of the two donkeys is theirs,
so the first man says, ” I’ll cut an ear off of my donkey and the donkey with only one ear will be mine you take the other one”. So they come to an agreement. At night the donkey with one ear looks at the other donkey with two ears in jealousy, and he ends up biting the donkeys ear off. The next morning the brothers start arguing again, one of the brothers says,” alright I’ll cut off a donkeys second ear and the donkey with no ears is mine and you take the other one.” So they come to an agreement. That night the donkey gets jealous again and bites the other donkeys last ear off. Morning comes the brothers are mad and arguing. One of the brothers says,” this is what we’ll do, I am cutting off my donkeys tail and the other one with a tail will be yours.” So they come to an agreement. That night the same thing happens the donkey with no tail gets jealous and bites the other donkeys tail off. The morning comes both brothers are mad. One brother finally yells,” alright fine how about you take the black donkey and I take the brown one”
What do you call a donkey in the Arctic?
– Lost!
Patient: “Every night for the past month and a half, I have dreams of wrestling matches with donkeys.”
Doctor: “Take these pills, and your dreams will go away.” Patient: “Can I start taking them tomorrow?” Doctor: “Why?” Patient: “Because I’m scheduled to wrestle in the championship match tonight.”
A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor.
“How’s the stutter?”, asks the doctor.
“It’s g-getting better but my friend calls me D-Donkey,” replies the man.
“Any idea why?” The doctor asks.
“No, but he aw he aw he aw he always calls me that.”
What would a donkey’s pronouns be?
– Hee-Her
An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:
Consul: Your name please?
Arab: Abu Zina.
Consul: Sex?
Arab: Every day.
Consul: Er, I mean, male or female?
Arab: Don’t matter, sometimes even Camel.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and donkey too.
Consul: Isn’t that hostile?
Arab: Hosstyle, Dogstyle, any style!.
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: No deer! run too fast.
Who is the most famous donkey in history?
– Donkey-ottie.
What do you get when a donkey eats a porcupine?
– A pain in the ass.
What do you call it when you watch a donkey fart?
– An asstute observation.
What did the donkey say when his owner kept poking him?
– Stop fingering your ass!
A guy walks into a brothel with a donkey and a honeycomb
The brothel owner says “Why do you have an jackass? ” Guy says, “I have a big farm, I want to trade it for some time with your girls.”
Brothel owner says “Okay, why do you have a honeycomb?” Guy says “I have a lot of bees, was hoping to trade it for some food.”
Brothel owner says “Why don’t you just eat the honeycomb?”
Guy says, “Same reason I brought the jackass, tired of it.”
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Other Names for a Donkey
Some of the best donkey jokes relate not to the name donkey, but rather to the other names that they are referred to as. Also widely known as a jack ass, this particular label has fed many puns, become a regularly used figure of speech referencing someone who is stubborn and unmoving or mean, and several of the funniest donkey jokes.Also commonly referred to as an ass, this synonym to donkey is found in many expressions of human frustration as well as being used frequently when joking with friends or family. Often a silly donkey joke will alternat the word to ass for a bigger effect. Many of the top donkey jokes are used only among friends, and they will catch on and move between groups of friends and grow as they do.
Certain areas of the world will call them a burro, and this of course introduces a whole new set of short donkey jokes. These are most often those that are used for farm work or for carrying bags and packages as needed. As this word is so closely pronounced as burrow it is often found in several different animal and donkey puns, as well as the base of some corny donkey jokes.
Donkeys in Movies
Movies that use pack animals for carrying people or goods are often based in mountain areas, have them taking tours of hills and walking near cliffs and ledges, or approach like the movie Shrek, with their Donkey character.Images of people riding donkeys on spiraling trails up the side of a mountain, nervous and holding on tightly, are certainly the time to use all the best donkey jokes. They have also led to many tourist jokes, travelling jokes, animal jokes, and even cowboy jokes.
Donkey jokes for kids are not more evident anywhere than with Shrek jokes. As the movie created a character who is not only a donkey but is also named Donkey, there was no way to avoid the cute donkey jokes that followed it. These are often found in schools and at movie theatres, but also in other spaces and other media. Silly donkey jokes have gone around social media and found their way onto Valentines’ Day cards and commercials for kid’s products of all kinds. Intended to grab the attention of children and parents, these are one of the sneakier uses for cheesy donkey puns but can encourage people to purchase specific products.
One liner donkey puns that are splashed across television commercials and magazine pages are funny for both children and adults, but often for very different reasons.
What are Donkeys Used For?
Donkeys ae used in farms, in petting zoos, and for tourists’ businesses in some areas. As a pack animal they are able to carry a small load or pull a cart, and this makes them a tool that is often used at farms and for tours. They are sure footed and very intelligent. Farms use them to carry things around the land or to pull small carts with supplies, and they help carry supplies for hikers and other small tasks.Petting zoos will have donkeys and many clean donkey jokes as well, encouraging children to interact with and learn about new animals. As they can be placed with other types of animals and will not become threatened or dangerous to any of those animals, they are a safe pet to have as well. Hilarious donkey jokes point out their ability to get along with many other animals and people. The transition from them being animals who are only used for work to them becoming pets and even bred to be smaller, has certainly resulting in many other corny donkey jokes, and they are sure to continue as long as the trend of emotional support donkeys and pets continues. The funniest donkey jokes may be those about them being emotional support animals and being found on planes and in malls and other spaces. They truly are evolving into a household name and a household pet.