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Dolphin jokes 🐬 in 2025

Did you know that there’s no charge to get into our local aquarium if you’re camping or dressed as a dolphin
– to all in tents and porpoises, it’s free!

Dolphins are so intelligent that if you put them in a library they are able impress a large group of people.
– Only problem is that it kills them.

Why do dolphins go to the library?
– It’s the dolphinitive source of knowledge.

What did Mummy dolphin say when little dolphin was late for dinner?
– Nothing, she just flipped!

Where do underwater dolphin races end?
– At the dol-phinish line!

What did the baby dolphin say when he was sad?
– Nothing, he just whaled!

What do dolphins say when they win a race?
– Shell yeah!

What do you call a dolphin with no money?
– A poor poise.

What’s the best way to hear what dolphins have to say?
– Listen to their podcast.

What did the dolphin policeman say to his partner at the crime scene?
– “Something smells fishy.”

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
– He prawned everything!

What do dolphins sing at Christmas?
– Tis the sea-son to be merry.

Are you shore you just spotted one?

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