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Dolphin jokes 🐬 in 2025

The audience at the water show were so bored of waiting for the dolphins to jump,
– they shouted “Water you waiting for?”

I find it bizzare that people are all of a sudden really concerned about plastic straws harming dolphins.
– They have been breaking camels backs for years now.

What’s a dolphin’s favourite cartoon?
– The humpback of Notre Dame.

I’d rudder see a school of dolphins than a school of sharks.

What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?
– “It wasn’t on porpoise!”

Why do dolphins always fail their school tests?
– Because they work below C level.

Two female dolphins get into a fight, how should one turn the other over?
– Flipper!

The best way to listen to the sounds a group of dolphins make is by tuning into their podcast.

Porpoises don’t need multivits to stay healthy,
– all they really need is vitamin-sea.

Did you know dolphins can squirt ink?
– Just squidding!

What made the dolphin suddenly blush?
– It saw the ocean’s bottom.

I find it bizarre that people are all of a sudden really concerned about plastic straws harming dolphins.
– They have been breaking camels’ backs for years now.

When two dolphins say goodbye they have to find different pathwaves.

The big fishue with these boat trips is that you may just never be sure that you will actually get to spot any.

What did the baby dolphin say when he was sad?
– Nothing, he just whale-d!

Why did the dolphin cross the road?
– To get to the other tide.

What did the dolphin say to his friend who kept telling tale after tale after tale?
– Stop spouting nonsense would you!

I heard that scientists have started using drinks containers to connect more with dolphins,
– the reasoning being that bottle knows dolphin.

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