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Dolphin jokes 🐬 in 2025

What does a dolphin ask when he doesn’t understand?
– “Can you be more Pacific?”

What did the man say to the dolphin at the magic show?
– “Pick a cod, any cod!”

I was doing an aquarium tour when we finally arrived at my favorite stop, the dolphins! The dolphins were split into two separate tanks. In the first tank, they were all frolicking about, playing with balls, and doing flips. In the second tank, the dolphins were training and swimming around seriously, trying to master new tricks.
– I asked the guide, “Is this tank here for the more serious dolphins?”
– The guide replied, “Yes, for all intensive porpoises.”

Do dolphins ever get tired of swimming?
– No they’ve alwaves got energy for it.

Water we looking for on this boat trip?

What’s the best way to hear what dolphins have to say?
– Listen to their podcast!

Did you hear about the romantic dolphin
– he fell in love with the girl next dorsal.

Why did the dolphin get fined for swimming about the ocean?
– Because he didn’t yet have his diving license.

In the morning you get the dawny dolphin and in the evening you get the dusky dolphin.

What do you call a person from Finland who is extremely boring?
– A dolphin.

What should dolphins always have to stay healthy?
– Vitamin Sea!

I just finished writing a whole book on dolphins
– on second thought, I probably should’ve used paper.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a tuna.

– You can’t dolphin guitar.

What do dolphins use to wash themselves?
– Multi porpoise cleaner.

If I open a dolphin boat tour company I’m going to call it Greg’s Fintastic Dolphin Spotting Trips.

What did the dolphin say when he avoided going to prison?
– I’m off the hook!

Why was the dolphin so sad?
– His life had no porpoise!

In the dolphin Olympics, the athlete who wins the 100 metre sprint is the first to cross the dolphinish line.

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