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Dolphin jokes 🐬 in 2025

Why was the dolphin so sad?
– His life had no porpoise.

Have you ever tried to cut the fins off a dolphin?

– It really defeats the porpoise?

For breakfast I’d invite a monkey, for lunch I’d invite a whale and for spinner I’d invite a dolphin.

What do you say when the boat’s captain is right?
– Sea Señor!

Where do dolphins go to sleep?
– In their water beds!

When the dolphin was feeling sad, how did the octopus make him laugh?
– With ten-tickles.

What do dolphins say when they hear bad jokes?
– “That’s the seal-iest thing I’ve ever heard.”

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.

Which type of dolphin is most likely to try and sell you something?
– The door to dorsals person.

What does a dolphin ask when he doesn’t understand?
– “Can you be more Pacific?”

What did the man say to the dolphin at the magic show?
– “Pick a cod, any cod!”

I was doing an aquarium tour when we finally arrived at my favorite stop, the dolphins! The dolphins were split into two separate tanks. In the first tank, they were all frolicking about, playing with balls, and doing flips. In the second tank, the dolphins were training and swimming around seriously, trying to master new tricks.
– I asked the guide, “Is this tank here for the more serious dolphins?”
– The guide replied, “Yes, for all intensive porpoises.”

Do dolphins ever get tired of swimming?
– No they’ve alwaves got energy for it.

There is no-fin better than when you find dolphins on a boat trip.

What’s the best way to hear what dolphins have to say?
– Listen to their podcast!

Did you hear about the romantic dolphin
– he fell in love with the girl next dorsal.

Why did the dolphin get fined for swimming about the ocean?
– Because he didn’t yet have his diving license.

In the morning you get the dawny dolphin and in the evening you get the dusky dolphin.

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