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Dolphin jokes 🐬 in 2025

What is a dolphin’s favorite holiday?
– Fin-dependence Day!

Why don’t male dolphins have any hair?
– Because they have whale pattern balding.

Whenever a dolphin steals a fish off a whale they always say that it wasn’t on porpoise.

What made the dolphin suddenly blush?
– It saw the ocean’s bottom!

When dolphins go star gazing they always want to see the big flipper.

Why can’t you speak to a dolphin at high tide?
– Because they are all tide up with fishing.

Welcome to my humble aboat.

Why did the dolphin cross the road?
– To get to the other tide!

Did you hear about the elderly dolphin
– he lost his herring.

Scientists are now making the claim that dolphins are second in intelligence to man.

– This means that women have dropped down to third place.

Where do dolphins go on Thanksgiving?
– To grampus’ house.

What is a dolphin’s favourite game to play at parties?
– Salmon Says!

When the dolphin was feeling sad, how did the octopus make him laugh?
– With ten-tickles!

I went swimming with dolphins yesterday, but there was one problem.
– They were too clicky.

How do dolphins get their daily news and weather updates?

– Via podcasts.

When dolphins bake they tend to use all porpoise flour.

What did the Mama dolphin say when the Baby dolphin was late for dinner?
– Nothing, she just flipped!

Why did the dolphins get married?
– They were head over fins in love.

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