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Dolphin jokes 🐬 in 2024

What did the dolphin policeman say to his partner at the crime scene?
– Something smells fishy!

Did you know that dolphins are the most calculated animal
– they do everything on porpoise.

Dolphins are the best people to have round on pancake day because they have the best pancake flipper technique.

What do you call a male dolphin that has just had a baby?
– It’s a daddy dolphin (Irrawaddy dolphin).

Do you think I have mast-ered my dolphin puns yet?

What currency do dolphins use?
– Sand dollars!

What should dolphins always have to stay healthy?
– Vitamin sea.

Did you hear about the dolphin who went to his first party
– he had a whale of a time!

Why did the dolphin cross the road?

– To get to the other tide.

Wow that whale pun was killer!

Who helps poorly dolphins at the underwater hospital?
– Sturgeons!

What’s is a dolphin’s favourite day?
– Fin-dependence day!

If Cinderella were a dolphin she might leave her glass flipper behind at the ball.

When dolphins go to the shop do they spend US dollars?
– No they have their own currensea.

If we are lucky we’ll see a whole school of dolphins.
– I herd fish story about someone who spotted three pods in one outing!

What did people say when the dolphin walked on water?
– “It’s just a fluke!” (Fluke = a dolphin’s tail.)

Why was the dolphin so sad?
– His life had no porpoise.

Have you ever tried to cut the fins off a dolphin?

– It really defeats the porpoise?

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