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Dolphin jokes 🐬 in 2025

Why do dolphins like French movies?
– Because it always says ‘fin’ at the end.

If I open a dolphin boat tour company I’m going to call it Greg’s Fintastic Dolphin Spotting Trips.

What did the dolphin say when he avoided going to prison?
– I’m off the hook!

Why was the dolphin so sad?
– His life had no porpoise!

In the dolphin Olympics, the athlete who wins the 100 metre sprint is the first to cross the dolphinish line.

I find it bizzare that people are all of a sudden really concerned about plastic straws harming dolphins.
– They have been breaking camels backs for years now.

What’s a dolphin’s favourite cartoon?
– The humpback of Notre Dame.

I’d rudder see a school of dolphins than a school of sharks.

What did the dolphin say when the priest tossed him a fish?
– “Holy mackerel!”

The audience at the water show were so bored of waiting for the dolphins to jump,
– they shouted “Water you waiting for?”

The best way to listen to the sounds a group of dolphins make is by tuning into their podcast.

Porpoises don’t need multivits to stay healthy,
– all they really need is vitamin-sea.

What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?
– “It wasn’t on porpoise!”

Why do dolphins always fail their school tests?
– Because they work below C level.

Two female dolphins get into a fight, how should one turn the other over?
– Flipper!

When two dolphins say goodbye they have to find different pathwaves.

The big fishue with these boat trips is that you may just never be sure that you will actually get to spot any.

Did you know dolphins can squirt ink?
– Just squidding!

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