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Dolphin jokes 🐬 in 2025

What do dolphins use to clean their houses?
– All-porpoise cleaner!

What is a dolphin’s favorite game to play at parties?
– Salmon says.

Who helps sick dolphins at the underwater hospital?
– Sturgeons.

A dolphin that has no parents is known as a dorphan.

What’s a dolphin’s favourite type of music?
– Orchastral music of course!

Why do dolphins enjoy living in salt water?
– Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

What did the ocean say to the dolphin?
– Nothing, it just waved!

What happened to the dolphin that left SeaWorld to have a family in the ocean?
– She was reporpoised.

What’s a dolphin’s favourite ride at the theme park?
– The Big Dipper!

How do dolphins send all their messages?
– Via sea-mail!

The impact of fishing on dolphins is net bad I’d say.

Roll up roll up to see the amazing pink river dolphin, oops I mean the Amazon pink river dolphin.

If you are too nautical you won’t be allowed to come on the boat trip.

What did Cinderella dolphin lose at the ball?
– Her glass flipper!

What is a dolphin’s favourite TV programme?
– Whale of fortune!

Did you know that dolphins can only live in salt water,
– because pepper water makes them sneeze!

I met a really cool dolphin the other day.

– We didn’t have to say much, we just clicked.

Dolphins tend to be very orcamplished swimmers.

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