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Doctor jokes 👨‍⚕️ in 2025

Secretary: “Doctor, there’s a patient on line one who says he’s invisible.”
-Doctor: “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

Why didn’t Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?
-A cold never bothered her, anyway

My kid’s pediatrician canceled my appointment because I was five minutes late
-He has very little patients.

Patient: “Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more?”
-Doctor: “Sell!”

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
-She told me to stop going to those places.

Patient: “Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000. I can’t pay that before the end of the month!”
-Doctor: “OK, then you have six months to live.”

Why did the doctor lose his temper? Teacher Without Students?
-Because he didn’t have any patients!

Who do you call when you need a doctor immediately?
-The nearest golf course.

Why do surgeons wear masks?
– So no one will recognize them when they make a mistake.

My dermatologist was fired today.
– I’m told he made too many rash decisions.

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